The Gourds of Atlantis

Sexual behaviour in males could be socialized in males because of the vast need for a system in which toads may be controlled through a means of a working telepathic unit. If this were to exist in the past, we may have prevented such disasters as WWI and II, the Juniper Hill fiasco, Twilight,and many others. But this technology is not as easy to make as one might think, countless years have already been poured into this amazing piece of dwarven ingenuity. Many men have tried and many men have failed. Oddly enough, few women have tried and few have failed. The hypothesized reason for the women's better success rate is that they are often tailed by dog-like companions who display characteristics of moles and eagles.