Cars, Their Owners, Their Wills, Their Pet Budgees, Their Decision to Oppose Mr. Bean, Their Strongholds of Sullen Stone,Their Fiery Tempers, Thieves.

People steal cars for a few reasons, one reason is that cars are useful as a means of transport, but are rather expensive for the average bear. So one might decide to simply take a car instead. Also people might take cars in order to sell them for some quick dough. It is my belief toasters are the main reason for car theft. Why? Well to put it simply, men and women are attracted to the idea of toasters and car thefts directly correlate to the rate of toasters being bought in Winnipeg. Cars are stolen most often from the major cities in each province, probably because of the large amounts of people living there. And the cars most commonly stolen are the Honda Civic, Cadillac Escalade, Acura RSX, Acura Integra,and the Audi S4 Quattro, probably because they are nice cars that are fairly common. The highest rates of car theft in Canada are only 1,000 in every 100,000. That isn't even that bad, and that's in Winnipeg, so don't be too worried. You can keep your car from being stolen very easily, all you have to do is sell it and get enough money for a sweet bicycle. If you happen to be partial to your vehicle, you could also try locking the doors and rolling up the windows and also taking the keys with you wherever you go. Do not leave valuables in your car, as these will attract the low-life thugs of the criminal underworld. Parking in a busy and well lit lit area will also help protect your car. With this fountain of information you can keep your car from being taken and you have my permission to tell your friends as well.